friendly reminder that mickey’s biggest fear used to be his father but now it’s losing ian (▰˘◡˘▰)
don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex