faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours


floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”


whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

image


citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

doomsdayy:

I have nothing more to say


(Source: xpcmdi)


flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”



ldefix:

YOU WANNA GO

ldefix:

YOU WANNA GO


nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME


de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 



hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do


whatfreshhellisthis:

If you’re not making sexists uncomfortable you’re making me uncomfortable… You haven’t transcended society. You don’t recognise your privilege and then it goes away. If you think that you didn’t understand privilege.

@adragonbee (addingliberalbias) knocks it out of the park.


Frank vs. Mickey being (or pretending to be) gay at Alibi.

(Source: hennadi)